Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We have started to decorate penises.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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