He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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