She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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