Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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