thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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