Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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