Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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