she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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