I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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