is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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