she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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