So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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