Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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