Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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