two words: eviction party
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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