nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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