Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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