He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
my liver is dry heaving
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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