i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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