But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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