Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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