google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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