College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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