That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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