If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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