I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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