I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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