I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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