summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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