Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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