I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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