a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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