the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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