Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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