Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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