My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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