I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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