I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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