apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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