i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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