Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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