It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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