please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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