He uses pillows to masturbate.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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