That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also, beer. Big fan.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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