My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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