we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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