Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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