I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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