Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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