oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
