Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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