remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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